Narrator: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, the popo was stopping every citizen around. The naughty popo was stopping my elf because he did not like the way he was presenting himself. Because he looked silly the popo thought the elf was drunk. So Mr Popo wanted elf to blow into a piece of junk. The cop asked elf to take a breathalyzer test. “Sure” elf said because he thought it was a game.
Narrator: And games are the best.
Elf: Yay I’ll do it! I’ll take it! I’ll take it… That was fun!
Narrator: Elf thought his breath test results were a Christmas gram but then he realized it was a junk science scam.
Police Officer: You’ve got alcohol in your breath.
Elf: No, no that can’t be true, that can’t be true.
Police Officer: Yes it is.
Elf: You’re sitting on a throne of lies.
Narrator: After eating treats, sweets, pasta and pizza pies Elf found out the machine was a big pack of lies. Elf said to the cop, “This machine is broke, I only had pasta, candy, syrup and coke.”
Police Officer: You’re in big trouble.
Narrator: Santa stopped delivering breath test machines to the police officer girls and boys because they are nothing but a bunch of junk science toys. Santa warned if the continue to use the breath testing machine “On top of the naughty list, they will be seen.” Choose to refuse the junk science test and saying “No no” to the popo is always the best. Ho! ho! ho! don’t blow blow blow.
Man 2: Folk all of us here at Not Guilty Adams wish you and your family a safe and happy holiday. Remember if you’re stopped by the man call the man, have a happy holiday and awesome New Year.