Steven Adams: Hello, my not guilty Valentines! Not Guilty Adams here playing not guilty cupid today—Valentine’s Day. This is a great day of love—love is in the air. Now, what I want you to do this Valentine’s Day is to give love—but don’t give evidence. Remember, it’s also a day when the po-po are looking to put a damper on your love life.

Not only do they want to stop you, but they also want to stop cupid’s arrow. Why? Because when the nice citizens suspect you of a DUI or struck by a cupid’s arrow, the po-po will not get evidence. They will not get evidence but what happens, the suspect, they fall in love, they fall in love when choosing to refuse and saying no-no to the po-po.

Police Officer: Little lady, I need to see your license and insurance… I smell a strong odor of alcoholic beverage, please get out of the car. Ma’am, based on the totality of the circumstances, in my opinion, you’re under the influence and you need to take this breath test.

Woman: Officer, before I say or do anything, I’d like to talk to my favorite Valentine’s Day attorney, Steven R. Adams.

Steven Adams: The po-po, they’re like a spiteful ex, they’re angry and they want control. The po-po, they’re even allowed to lie and to see if they get evidence. They would like nothing more than to break up your Valentine’s date night and your potential love fest and make you their date for the night. Your date will be in the police cruiser. The police don’t care about taking you to a nice restaurant, they’re happy to take you to jail for their date night, and they want to give you a court date as well.

It’s like they’re in the double dating, but my lovely Valentine not guilty fans, you got to remember this—no means no. So say no-no to the Po-Po and choose to refuse. And if you’re stopped by the man, call the man—your favorite Valentine’s Day attorney, Steven R. Adams. May love be with you this Valentine’s Day.

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Steven R. Adams
Steven R. Adams was a criminal defense lawyer dedicated to DUI, OVI, and criminal defense in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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